Greg Proops

Colin anchors ""Weird Newscasters"" with Greg as his dominatrix, Wayne as a secretary who finds a photocopy of someone's butt in her in tray, and Ryan as someone about to die whose life flashes before his eyes; ""Hats""; a messed-up ""Greatest Hits"" edition of ""Songs of College""; Greg, Ryan, and Colin celebrate in ""Film Dub""; Ryan, Colin, and Wayne sing ""Show-Stopping Numbers"" in a toll booth. Wayne wins, so the others give examples of the ""World's Worst"" person to be priest or rabbi.