Chip Esten

In ""Superheroes,"" Tacky Shirt Man (Colin) tries to find the lost loud colors, along with On the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown Boy (Ryan), the Mick Jagger Kid (Chip), and Junkyard Dog on a Chain Kid (Wayne); audience members Flo and Carmen provide ""Sound Effects"" for Ryan and Colin, two English knights defending the castle and their demanding queen from an approaching barbaric army; Ryan and Chip get a ""Newsflash"" from Colin, who is reporting from various painful sports bloopers; ""Scenes from a Hat"" include ""if actors were completely honest during their awards acceptance speeches,"" ""circus acts that didn't last long,"" and ""odd things for a lounge singer to sing about."" Wayne wins, so the rest make fun of the Backstreet Boys in a ""Hoedown.""