Молодой Шелдон

Memoir

Funeral

A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture

A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs

Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby

An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning

A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy

Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker

A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy

A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog

A Weiner Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree

A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet

German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat

A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler

Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal

A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult

A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam

Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame

A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being

A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters

A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter

Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest

Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting

College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle

Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha

A Tougher Nut and a Note on File

An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football

A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'

Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero

Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy

Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific

Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future

White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People

Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker

A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli

A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth

A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car

A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number

A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles

A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender

A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance

A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit

An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room

The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian

The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin

An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel

Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones

Stuffed Animals and A Sweet Southern Syzygy

Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room

Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench

Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism

One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires

The Wild And Woolly World Of Nonlinear Dynamics

A Black Hole

A Second Prodigy And The Hottest Tips For Pouty Lips

A Virus, Heartbreak And A World Of Possibilities

Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency

The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education

A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science

A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles

Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts

Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey

An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles

A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You

Freshman Orientation And The Inventor Of The Zipper

A Musty Crypt And A Stick To Pee On

Bible Camp And A Chariot Of Love

Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken

A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton

Graduation

A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge

A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff

A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell

Pasadena

A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub

A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains

Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken

The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting

A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm

A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom

A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes

A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster

A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary

A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag

A Math Emergency and Perky Palms

David, Goliath, and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back

A Nuclear Reactor And a Boy Called Lovey

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero

An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan

A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries

A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce

A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron

A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and A Dinette Set

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple

A Mother, a Child and a Blue Man's Backside

Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey

A Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac®

A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom

A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

Poker, Faith, and Eggs

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System

Pilot

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Season 3 Extra - The Coopers, East Texas and the 80's