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Two and a Half Men

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263 Всего эпизодов
25 Минут/серия
  • Тип
  • Статус
  • Год
    2003 – 2015
  • Канал
  • Страна
    Соединенные Штаты
  • Синопсис
    Закоренелый холостяк Чарли, постоянно опасающийся за свою свободу, и его брат Алан, недавно разошедшийся с женой, живут под одной крышей. Чарли только и делает, что заводит любовные интрижки, а Алан всеми силами пытается от него не отстать. В свободное от амурных приключений время братья воспитывают десятилетнего сынишку Алана Джейка: пытаясь сделать из него настоящего мужчину, они порой просвещают его в совсем неподходящих для его возраста областях, учат игре в покер или флирту с девушками.


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Сезон 12...
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12x16Of Course He's Dead (2)
12x15Of Course He's Dead (1)
12x14Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun
12x13Boompa Loved His Hookers
12x12A Beer Battered Rip-Off
12x11For Whom the Booty Calls
12x10Here I Come, Pants!
12x9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
12x8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
12x7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
12x6Alan Shot a Little Girl
12x5Oontz, Oontz, Oontz
12x4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
12x3Glamping in a Yurt
12x2A Chic Bar in Ibiza
12x1The Ol' Mexican Spinach
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11x22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
11x21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
11x20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
11x19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
11x18West Side Story
11x17Welcome Home, Jake
11x16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
11x15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
11x14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
11x13Bite Me, Supreme Court
11x12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
11x11Tazed In The Lady Nuts
11x10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
11x9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
11x8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
11x7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
11x6Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants
11x5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
11x4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
11x3This Unblessed Biscuit
11x2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Сезон 10...
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10x23Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped
10x22My Bodacious Vidalia
10x21Another Night With Neil Diamond
10x20Bazinga! That's From A TV Show
10x19Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon
10x18The 9:04 From Pemberton
10x17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
10x16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
10x15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
10x14Run, Steven Staven! Run!
10x13Grab A Feather And Get In Line
10x12Welcome to Alancrest
10x11Give Santa A Tail-Hole
10x10One Nut Johnson
10x9I Scream When I Pee
10x8Something My Gynecologist Said
10x7Avoid the Chinese Mustard
10x6Ferrets, Attack!
10x5That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
10x4You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
10x3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
10x2A Big Bag of Dog
10x1I Changed My Mind About the Milk
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9x24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
9x23The Straw In My Donut Hole
9x22Why We Gave Up Women
9x21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
9x20Grandma's Pie
9x19Palmdale, Ech
9x18The War Against Gingivitis
9x17Not In My Mouth
9x16Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
9x15The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
9x14A Possum on Chemo
9x13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
9x12One False Move, Zimbabwe!
9x11What a Lovely Landing Strip
9x10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
9x9Frodo’s Headshots
9x8Thank You For The Intercourse
9x7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
9x6The Squat and The Hover
9x5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
9x4Nine Magic Fingers
9x3Big Girls Don't Throw Food
9x2People Who Love Peepholes (2)
9x1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1)
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8x16That Darn Priest
8x15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
8x14Lookin' for Japanese Subs
8x13Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
8x12Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead
8x11Dead From The Waist Down
8x10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
8x9A Good Time in Central Africa
8x8Springtime On A Stick
8x7The Crazy Bitch Gazette
8x6Twanging Your Magic Clanger
8x5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
8x4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
8x3A Pudding-Filled Cactus
8x2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
8x1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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7x22This Is Not Gonna End Well
7x21Gumby with a Pokey
7x20I Called Him Magoo
7x19Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
7x18Ixnay on the Oggie Day
7x17I Found Your Mustache
7x16Tinkle Like a Princess
7x15Aye, Aye, Captain
7x14Crude and Uncalled For
7x13Yay, No Polyps!
7x12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
7x11Warning, It's Dirty
7x10That's Why They Call It Ball Room
7x9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
7x8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
7x7Untainted by Filth
7x6Give Me Your Thumb
7x5For the Sake of the Child
7x4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
7x3Mmm, fish. Yum.
7x2Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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6x24Baseball with Better Steroids
6x23Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
6x22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
6x21Above Exalted Cyclops
6x20Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
6x19The Two Finger Rule
6x18My Son's Enormous Head
6x17The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
6x16She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
6x15I'd Like to Start With the Cat
6x14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
6x13I Think You Offended Don
6x12Thank God for Scoliosis
6x11The Devil's Lube
6x10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
6x9The Mooch At The Boo
6x8Pinocchio's Mouth
6x7Best H.O. Money Can Buy
6x6It's Always Nazi Week
6x5A Jock Strap In Hell
6x4The Flavin' and the Mavin'
6x3Damn You, Eggs Benedict
6x2Pie Hole, Herb
6x1Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Сезон 5...
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5x19Waiting for the Right Snapper
5x18If My Hole Could Talk
5x17Fish in a Drawer
5x16Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
5x15Rough Night in Hump Junction
5x14Winky-Dink Time
5x13The Soil is Moist
5x12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
5x11Meander To Your Dander
5x10Kinda Like Necrophilia
5x9Tight's Good
5x8Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
5x7The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
5x6Help Daddy Find His Toenail
5x5Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
5x4City of Great Racks
5x3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
5x2Media Room Slash Dungeon
5x1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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4x24Prostitutes and Gelato
4x23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
4x22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
4x21Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
4x20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)
4x19Smooth as a Ken Doll (1)
4x18It Never Rains in Hooterville
4x17I Merely Slept with a Commie
4x16Young People Have Phlegm Too
4x15My Damn Stalker
4x14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
4x13Don't Worry, Speed Racer
4x12Castrating Sheep in Montana
4x11Walnuts and Demerol
4x10Kissing Abraham Lincoln
4x9Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
4x8Release the Dogs
4x7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
4x6Apologies for the Frivolity
4x5A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
4x4A Pot Smoking Monkey
4x3The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
4x2Who's Vod Kanockers
4x1Working for Caligula
Сезон 3...
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3x24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
3x23Arguments for the Quickie
3x22Just Once With Aunt Sophie
3x21And the Plot Moistens
3x20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
3x19Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
3x18The Spit-Covered Cobbler
3x17The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
3x16Ergo, The Booty Call
3x15My Tongue is Meat
3x14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
3x13Humiliation is a Visual Medium
3x12That Special Tug
3x11Santa's Village of the Damned
3x10Something Salted and Twisted
3x9Madame and Her Special Friend
3x8That Voodoo That I Do Do
3x7Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
3x6Hi, Mr. Horned One
3x5We Called It Mr. Pinky
3x4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
3x3Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
3x2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
3x1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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2x24Does This Smell Funny to You?
2x23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
2x22That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
2x21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
2x20I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
2x19A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
2x18It Was Mame, Mom
2x17Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
2x16Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
2x15Smell the Umbrella Stand
2x14Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
2x13Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
2x12A Lungful of Alan
2x11Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
2x10The Salmon Under My Sweater
2x9Yes, Monsignor
2x8Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
2x7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
2x6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
2x5Bad News from the Clinic
2x4Go Get Mommy's Bra
2x3A Bag Full of Jawea
2x2Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
2x1Back Off Mary Poppins
Сезон 1...
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1x24Can You Feel My Finger?
1x23Just Like Buffalo
1x22My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
1x21No Sniffing, No Wowing
1x20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
1x19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
1x18An Old Flame With a New Wick
1x17Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
1x16That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
1x15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
1x14I Can't Afford Hyenas
1x13Sarah Like Puny Alan
1x12Camel Filters + Pheromones
1x11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
1x10Merry Thanksgiving
1x9Phase One, Complete
1x8Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
1x7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
1x6Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
1x5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
1x4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
1x3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
1x2Big Flappy Bastards
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special-Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal