This Week in Tech

970: Where Does Jazz Come From? - TikTok Ban, Creepy AI, Practical Fusion

969: Chasing Shadows in the Digital Abyss - Doomed Apple Car, Chinese EVs, MWC Roundup

968: Don't Tell the Moon - NVIDIA Dominates, Gemini Taken Down

967: I'll Be Your Shabbos Goy - KOSA, French Public Scrolling Ban

966: He's Got a Huge Corpus - Bluesky Goes Public, Zuck's AI plans

965: Baby's First Layoff - Apple Vision Pro, Google Retires Cache links

964: No One Talks to the Faucet Anymore - AI Investing Trends, Taylor Swift Deepfakes

963: Low-Key Clippy - Verizon Fees, AI Translations, Microsoft Hack

962: CES Recap - Padre's CES Haul, Google Layoffs, AI Battery

961: A Nation of Nerds

960 BEST OF 2023

959 THE OLD FARTS GATHER

958 NEVER LOOK A GIFT MOUSE IN THE HORSE

957 PUT IT IN A RED ENVELOPE

956 A GIANT ROLLING BRICK

955 MARMITE OR NOTHING

954 WAITING FOR THE POPE SMOKE

953 DEADLY COMPETENT

952 A GATHERING OF THE PROTONS

951 CALI SOBER

950 HAPPY SINK DAY

949 SECURITY SPATULA

948 SCHRÖDINGER'S SERVER

947 SPEAKING OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE

946 AI IS NUMBER TWO

945 THE IPHONE IN THE FREEZER

944 SHILLING SPONCON

943 YOU'RE THE XENU I WANT

942 DARK BRANDON'S TWITCH

941 HURRIQUAKE!

940 CHIA FRESCA

939 THE IMMORTAL CELL

938 SHIFTING THE OVALTINE WINDOW

937 Elon's Little Chisel

Leo is Awful

Gotta Sleep 'Em All

The Scrollbar i s Jiggling

The Iliad Flow

There's Always a Cow Level

Pork Pie for Your Ears

Can You Smell What Tim is Cooking

Soused Women and $4 Potatoes

Scotus Didn't Read My Briefs

The Cheese Tax

Bias, Hallucinations, and Jail Breaks

Gradually Then Suddenly

Three Spiders at Night

Intelligence Explosion

AI Hustlers

The Swiftie Panel

Biological Bootloaders

Hallucinating Bagels

RATIONAL MINDS HAVE PREVAILED

PWN NOT BONE

FETCH HAPPENS

AI EYE CONTACT

AUTONOWASHING

IMPRACTICAL SHORTS

LET ME CONSULT MY AI LAWYER

YOU TOOT TOO, RIGHT?

IT'S A MYRKL

So Many Beans

Best of 2022

The Old Guys Look Back

A Bad Year for Billionaires

The Last Helicopter

Bon Bons and Football

Opt In For Fun

May Contain Nuts

Weaponized FOMO

The Pies Have It

It's Only Fleas

The Alphabetical Show

Headphones for Your Eyes

The Whole Internet Burrito

Eastern Blocks

Juking the Stats

She's a Gorgy

You're in Newton's Hands Now

Use a Rivian? That's Nuts

Jail or Olympics

The Thin Green Line

Frolic and Detour

Chorizo in Spaaaaaaaaaace!

The Barn Has Left The Horse

St Jeff's Memorial Hospital

Not Tested with Normal People

More Data Than Sense

Many Mini Metaverses

A Cowboy Hat for Your Dog

Larry's Pantaloons

Shrinkydinks 2.0

HAVING MY BABY

FIRST, YOU NEED BOOTSTRAPS

ELON AND L. RON

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ELON

MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE

A LITTLE PATIENCE AND A LOT OF TAPE

FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU LICKABLE TV

17 YEARS... 10,000 MISTAKES

KIM APPLE SAYS GOOD MORNING

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

THE RODS GO DOWN!

THAT'S NOT A TIKTOK, IT'S A PODCAST

CAN'T TALK, DOING LAUNDRY

SAFETY ORANGE

CAN'T TELL THE SCHIST FROM THE FELDSPAR

AN API FOR TRUTH

A GAME OLD BIRD

MAGIC INTERNET MONEY

CHEESE IN YOUR GRUEL

DAMN THE CREPE MYRTLE

THE MEAT CEO

NEW WORLD DISORDER

BEST OF 2021

SMITTEN BY 2021

FILTERS NOT INCLUDED

MAKE IT COZY

MYSTERY HUT ON THE MOON

DOOMTOWN RATS

LEO, NOT LEOPOLDO

DISCO MANNEQUIN

RIPPLING CHAOS

NUMB TO DONGLETOWN

I LOVE YOU ZUNE MUCH

THEY'LL STILL BE YOUR NEIGHBORS TOMORROW

CHRISTINA NEEDS IT

A LIAR WHO DELIVERS

THE IVERMECTIN OF SMARTPHONES

DANCING BULLWINKLE

PRINCESS PEACH 3-FRAME VINE JUMP

A FASTER HORSE

Crowbar and a Foot - OnlyFans about-face, Tim Cook 10th anniversary, Elizabeth Holmes trial

The Mullet Office - T-Mobile hack, OnlyFans policy change, Cloudflare DDoS, Tesla's humanoid robot

Brian's OS - IBM's PC turns 40, Senate plan to open Apple's App Store, where Countach got its name

A Straw Man Without Legs - Apple's proposed CSAM protections, Google Pixel 6, Firefox declines

Bimbo Squalo - Blizzard mess, China tech crackdown, quarterly earnings, Rickroll hits 1 billion

Herbs of Providence - Billionaires in space, Right to Repair, Akamai outage, NSO Spyware

Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet - Windows 365, Windows on iPad

Do You Even Rocket, Bro? - Branson in Space, Amazon, Kaseya Hack

Meat Us in Singapore

You Don't Even Get a Beanie Baby!

Space Space Space Space

Weather Balloons and Swamp Gas

Zuckerberg's Lily White Shins

Doin' Tweets

Ask Shatner's Ghost

My Sequel Injection

Five Pounds of Mortadella

Bring in the Privacy Pod

Hide the Pickle

Introducing Club TWiT

The Tunnel That Bored Vegas

TVPhreak997

Who Owns the Clone

Never Go to the Second Location

Imbued with Musk

Zoom Dating

Three Boof Bonsers

Big Brick Energy

In a Room with Oprah

I'm Only 10 Minutes Away

Shorting the Turnips

The Shuffle Button for Food

Make Hella Happen

Come Together Like Voltron

The Bento Box Satellite

The Best of TWiT 2020

The Year in Review - OG TWiTs discuss the year's biggest stories and trends

I Can't Believe It's Not Minecraft - AirPods Max, Cyberpunk 2077, US Treasury hack, Halo Band

It's Coming from Leo2 - Salesforce buys Slack, Warner Bros' HBO Max deal, Ajit Pai, Timnit Gebru

Don't Tweet the Fleet - Comcast data cap, Black Friday, Tony Hsieh, Sherwin-Williams TikTok

The Lighthouse Keeper and His Robot Butler - Tech hearings, streaming Windows, RCS encryption

There's Blubber All Over the Highway - Apple Silicon, Exploding Whale, TikTok

Celebrity Jeopardy in Heaven - Xbox Series X vs PS5, Biden & Tech, Apple Silicon

Existential Dreadlocks - Big Tech Q4 Revenues Up, AMD Acquires Xilinx

Pulmonary Gold Disease - AOC Streams Among US, iPhone Reviews, RIP Quibi

The J to J Protocol

Get Out of My Grocery Aisle

A Soupçon of Zuck

The Snaggletooth Network

TikTok Dough

Seems Like a Nice Young Man

Dreamliner

The Chickenization of America

Vote Before the Asteroid Hits

Karsten has Pictures

The Galaxy Jaffle

Mainframes not MaryJane

Slightly Firmer Denim Soft Serve

This Week in Tech

No Future For Green Pants

In the Zoom Where it Happens

Apple's RISCy Move

Phat Boyin' It All Day

Bacon Buddies

The Mafia is Zooming

The Duchess of Sealand

52 Cents and a Bag of Pop Chips

Ferment All the Things

The Vanna White Effect

Me? I'm On Unhinged

Steer Into the Skid

Fifteen Years Later

Zoom, but Use Protection

Holds Each Cheek Separately

Tech Support In Tights

Ghost Finger

Synthetic Chris Evans

The Esperanto of Time

A Perfect Time to Panic

Never Gonna Give You Up

Facemasks and Fear

MY FRIDGE KILLED MY APPLE TV

Don't Doubt ur Vibe

Somebody Stole My Tim Tams!

I Dream of Wiki

I Got Waylaid in Switzerland

More Seam than Bezel

The Year's Best

Another Decade is in the Can

At Least She Double Bagged It

The BAT FAANGs

Every Click is a Vote

My Robot Lawyer

Highly Illegal - and Very Affordable

This Week in Tech s2019e44

Lying is Bad is a Lie

Leave the Wallet At Home

Jin Yang's Not Hotdog Method

Sex-Positive Currency

Bob Ross with Biceps

The Twerklight Sonata

You Could See The "Screw It" in His Eyes

Leave the Phone, Save the Donuts

I've Got a Chatroom in My Thigh

Forking Windows

Fake Moos

Why is My Fridge Playing ICP?

An Electric Cannonball

Moonlighting as Marshmello

My Baby Filled Her Rings

Facebook Fa Schifo

Artisanal Pickles from Williamsburg

Be My Dream Daddy

Ubers in the Mud

Paste & Match Style

I Feel Sub-Tweeted

Poultry Carceral State

Google+ is Still Up

Everybody Loves Furry Pikachu

I Am Gozor, the Lunchmaster!

I'm Saving It for the Nursing Home

Foursquare for Drunks

A Very Attractive Container of Nope

8K + 5G

Baby's First Chinese Internet

Earables

Cultured Hill Folk

Your Pain is Their Business Model

Mollie the Crab

Third-Party Dog Hats

Outrage Moms

Will It Bend?

Tiny, Incremental, and Frictionless

Between the Buns

To the Woodshed With You!

Algorithms are People, Too

Millsplain It to Me

Safe Bladder Space

A Carwash for Your Face

Our Year's Best

A Christmas Miracle

The Big Leek Cabal

I've Got Mark-Level Sign-Off

Friends in Bikinis

Reverse Superlatives

Big Boy Easy Bake Oven

Ravioli for the Recount

The Prosecco Experience

All the President's Phones

Nobody Expects the Scooter Inquisition

Written to Binge

Odorless and Weightless Hackers

Older Than the Mini Jack

Emotional Support Ham

Memoji Dating

The Peak of Mt. Stupid

I Speak for the Bezels

That Grips My Muffin

Hacky Hack Hack

Hotbox the Waymo

Popcorn and Brown Liquor

To Serve Cat

Falling Asleep as the Robots Wake Up

This Show Does Not Care About Humans

Go Dung Beetles!

The Prozac Dash Button

Meme the Queen

A Bad Day for the Internet

Go Theranos or Go Home

15 Minutes of Fun

How Many Cups in a Stone?

Give Me your History Hat

Leave John Legend, Um, Alone!

Konnichihuahua

Warm Tushie Tech

Reasonably Miserable

Scraped On the Back End

The Ant Man Canon

Bankwupt

A Game of Hold My Beer

The Matador Defense

DadGum Cell Phone

A Camel With Your Name on It

Banana Is Phone

Bye, Bye Mr. Ajit Pai

X Stands for Nothing

We're All Out of Kidneys

Occupy Fiber

Frumpy Rump

Aging in Place

Distracted by the Sex Robots

The Year's Best

This Week in Tech 646 2017 Year in Review

Not a Bright Guy

This Is Fine

Ambien Tech

Grandpa's Hairy Thumb

The Tesla Zamboni

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors

Anywhere but Albany

The Frightful 5 on the Splinternet

11 Verified Herbs and Spices

A Fat Suit for Your Phone

Benji's Bag of Dongles

An Apple Watch Walks Into a Bar

Future Proof This Kid

Smartest Dumb People in the World

This One's for Jerry

Moving at the Speed of Paper

When in Doubt, Hit the Raccoon

Trash Analytics

Do You Inkwell?

CEO Barbie

Walking to the Bodega

There's A Real Argy Bargy Going On

Binders Full of CEOs

Running for Human

Butler in a Box

From Key West to Key Largo

Honey, I Shrunk the Panel

Snakes vs Alligators

Ask for the Camel With TWO Humps

That's Not a Hot Dog

Biz Sized Hole

$46 at the Piggly Wiggly

My Husband's an iDoctor

Sky Pirates of Silicon Valley

Bezel Come Back

Zombie Shopping Malls

Strippers, JFK and Stalin

Supercanoe

Ozark Puddin'

My YouTube Cover Band

Think of the Koalas

Flabby, Flaccid, and Flatulent

Tricks for Tips

Normcore Phone

Fiber to the Press Release

Bloviating Blowhards

Fold With Dignity

It's Probably Squirrels

Fark Google!

President Zuck

What A Year!

What A Year!

Coulrophobia

McAfee for Cyber

Bro-active

The Lady in the Canister

Save it for St. Patrick's Day

New Phone, Who Dis?

Leaving the Apple Cult

The AIs are Talking

I Can't Wait Till 2021

It's Not a Fact, but It Is Trending

Party On, Zuck!

Who's Capping Who?

You Can Pay to See it All

Hiss Happens

Burrito Shield

Bitchin' Betty Says, Pull Up

Vulnerable to Ninjas

Hello, Eastside

Goodbye, Brickhouse

Headless Body in a Topless Bar

A Very Vindictive Bulldog

A Surplus of Bobbleheads

Fauxmented Reality

Judge Dredd

Don't Eat the Gas Station Nougat

A Dongle for Your Dongle

More Pocket, Less Socket

I Prefer Kash

Miss Honeybelle

Teslas Can't Jump

Is That an Echo in Your Pants?

Mommy, Where Did the Clock Go?

There's Always a Steve

Welcome to Post Lemonade America

Ew, EU!

Rattlesnake in a Pinata!

A Trainwreck of Brobdingnagian Proportions

Resuming the Love Song of Miss Queenie Hennessy

Please Rate Our Toilet

Cuppa Tea and Biscuits

Android Nutroll

Then They Came for the Oatmeal

The Floor is Lava

Apple vs. the DOJ

Self Smoking Cigarettes

PuppyMonkeyBaby

Alexa, Rent Me A Monk

Do I Look Like an Angel to You?

There's a Literal Frog in My Throat

Up All Night to Get Lucky

Best of 2015

Our Holiday Special

#LoveThySelfie

Filling the Room With Noble Gases

Data Mining Barbie

The Cracker Jack Computer

It's a Post-Text World

Kicking and Streaming

VR? PR!

Puffy Little Clouds

Two Hamiltons and a Cone

Guillotine Simulator

I Hate Unicorns

I am Chapter Nine

Rolling Coal

The Artisinal Mic Stand

Synergy is for Sheep

In A Garden with Xeni

Nesquik and Chill

Straight Outta 'Back to The Future'

Screwball Ventures

The World's Finest Panama Hat

I Like Big Bots

Dumb for a Jellyfish

Bad News Drones

Apple Samsung'd the BBC

The Pharoah Has Spoken

Self Driving Car Wars

Some Slopes are Slippery

Enter My Candy Foyer

Bathed in Structured Light

The Wombat Test

Reverse Hockey Puck

You're the Error

Lucas, Cover Your Ears

Calacanis Returns

Your Watch is Ringing

This Decade in TWiT

My Thumb Got Sweaty

Tell Me I'm Not a Narcissist

Barbie Speaks

Call of Booty

Meat Candy

The Puppy's Package

Live Long and Prosper

Superfishy

It's Pronounced Kiev

The Self Loathing Car

Why Is It Pointed at Me?

The Musk Who Fell to Earth

Adorable Kitten App

The Quadfather

Programmed to Kill Ponies

The Best of 2014

Bobby Had a Nickel

Second Life Wife

Chop It Down and Call It Tony

This Ain't No Tongue Tingle

Uber Delenda Est

We Don't Touch Your Bits

Google Burger

The Microsoft Shackle

Good Touch, Bad Touch

And. Roid.

I Love Saggy Pants

I'm an Insider

Ello Moto

Brain in a Jar

Apple is Touching Me

I'm Too Sexy for My iWatch

Weaponized Dirigibles

Like a Fine Cheese

It is Brisk

Tainted Love on a Floppy

Call of Duty

Surfin' the Apocalypse

Netflix Thinks I'm a Bronie

Why so Vertical?

Let's Ask the Audience

My Wi-Fi Muumuu

All the Pretty Things

Crazy Train

Leave Eugene Alone

Drones Delivering Diapers

Plaudits and Brickbats

Choose the Guy with the Helmet

Hopped Up on Goofballs

SnapChad

Bagel Shop Loafer

Kansas City, Oklahoma

Let's Get Social

Kevin Rose: Parasite!

Gibson's Nuts

Twitter Canoe and Ed Bott Too

Left, Right, and Sunday

You've Been Goxed

Anarchy Wins

Go to Fail

Shave My Dog

Well Played Mr. Dong

Selfie in the City

You Won't Believe What Happens Next

French for Entrepreneur

Sound by Steve

Fist Like Monkey

The Best of TWiT

No Manual Retweets

We're Going to Need a Bigger Dial

2.6 Percent Neanderthal

Murder, She Blogged

I'll Take the Gold Pill

Bitcoin Assassin

Rhymes With Assword

Can You Slice a Tomato With it

Grasp the Nettle Firmly

Literally the Least I Could Do

The Intern Did It

Solar Umlaut

The Maggot That Cleans the Wound

Don't Call Me Your Bump Buddy Ever Again

Unapologetically Plastic

Nine Degrees of Whimsy

The Self-Driving Cat

The Honey Boo Boo of Science

Truckloads of Arrogance

C is for Chicken

Stop Saying Ball Pit

I'd Tap That Tree

Kevin Throws

Letters From Deadwood

Psychic Twins in a Hot Tub

Printed Pizza

Inspired by Actual Events

Now With More Neck Stabbing

Her Skin Bowls

NUC NUC NUC

Paleo Nostalgia

Om in Yoga Pants

Only if You Follow Jerks

Episode Not Found

HP Smelt it

Wagner II: Electric Boogaloo

Skip the Middle Man

Live from Lake Tinky Winky

Look At That Codpiece

Not My Toner!

You+S=Us

A Segway for Your Face

It's Not Blue, It's Bluish

Math Has Sold Out

Shrimp Fork To The Eye

I'm On The Board

File:///

Girly Pockets

73% Editorially Independent

Can't Stop The Ballmer

A Year's Worth Of Shrimp In Two Days

Best Of 2012

Next Year, Jerusalem

Screw the Arrows, I Need More Wood

Mennonite Madness

The Pump & Dump

The Metroid UI

One Night Stand

I Look at Yahoo, Okay?

Everyone Gets a Friendship Bracelet

When Did I Like A Goat?

I Got Frisked

Beware Of The Leopard

One Shwood Short Of A Dragoncon Panel

A View To Die For

Strapped To A German

The Return Of Cranky Geeks

Take The Gun, Leave The Nokia

The Purple Rubber Band

The Zombie Slayer

Welcome to Zombocom

Are You Running Butterplus?

Sharks & Nazis

It's A Beautiful Day In The Fiberhood

Who Is Stalin?

You Took The Fruitness Right Out Of The Loops

It Will Never Get Better

Impragnation

Ellison's Island

Massaged By A Hot Dog Vendor

Sex Is Better Than Facebook

The Fifth Leg Of The Stool

Where's The Pelegrino?

Adam's Got A Gun

I Killed Digg

Shwood Drops A Dude

Jungle What?

The Jar Jar Of Tech

Single Entendre

The Holiday Inn EULA

Dude, Tap It In The Bathroom

Veronica's Secret Baby

No Strings Attached

Don't Eat The Goatee

Small Dog Big Phone

Microsoft Can't Kern

Does This Store Make Me Look Pregnant?

Cash Macao

Somewhere Between Murder And A Messy Room

Peanut Butter And Ladies

The Dodd Father

What's up with the pineapple?

Is Twitter Worth Doing?

Best of TWiT 2011

Our Holiday Special

Bad News Bearers

Due Process Is Such A Hassle

Herky-Jerky

Stay Away From The Business Ends

Donkeys Get Lonely

I Shot The Shwood, But I Did Not Shoot The J.C.D.

You Know What Frosts My Nuggets?

Squeezing Little Lemons

Which Way Does It Curve?

There's An App In My Lap

Damn You Siri!

When Jesus Was A Sophomore

Sign Both Petitions

The Desktop Is Dead

Screw You Darling

What Are The Hookers Going To Do?

Putting Wood Behind The Arrow

Cask Strength

Om, Nom, Nom, Nom

Turn Right For Pants

Bangs & Beards

Welcome To The Brick House

This Old Cottage

Dances With Zuck

Upside Down It Says Boobies

I'm With Stupid

If They Mated

This One Time, At Foo Camp...

In Becky's Pants

Duck, It's Zuck!

Ready, Fire, Aim!

Wanna Buy A Brick?

Apparently, Dan Knew Exactly What To Do

Business Casual G-Men

A Boat On Fire With A Hole In It

Six Years & Counting

Smells Like A Big Wet Dog In Here

Magical Hand Gesture

As Kanya Says: SABAM!

Undressed For Your Comfort

Live From SxSW 2011

Eggs: The Silent Killer

The Whipped Cream Situation

Ducks Must Wear Pants

It Came From The Nigerians

Finkenstein's Monster

The Internet Kill Switch

My Donkey Knows More Than You

Donde esta Leo's Grave?

Live From CES

The Golden Boys

The Best Of TWiT 2010

Third Annual Holiday Show

Sanitized For Your Protection

Dangerous Crows

Throw Momma In The Tube

Derp

Angry Pigs

I'll Take The Frisking

The Sweet Spot Of Suck

Spill The Wine

The Chicken Is The Bun

Fractal Rock

Fowl Play

Nice Rack

You Can't Say No To Oprah

Musty Shelbang

Passing The Stone

Blackballed

Done Hoeing

The Bozo Filter

Abandon All HPOA

Sex, Lies, And Contractors

Next Stop: Gilbert, Arizona

It's The New Sex Talk

Smell Like Your Grandpa

The Shirtless Page Turn

You're Holdin It Wrong

Digg 4 Was My Idea

E3 iPhone 4

The Legend Of Vuvuzela

Flop Sweat

It's No Abu Dhabi

Drama Hobbit

Drowning In Connectivity

Made In America

Two & A Half Journalists

No Hitler For You

Pork Chops & Apple Sauce

Eat A Hot Bowl Of Nintendo Wiis

The Earth Moved

I Never Touched One

The Texas Reach-Around

Meat Up

Lisa Hates Technology

Master Iterator

Leave It To Molly

Light The Dark Fiber!

We're All Care Bears Now

Apple ][ Forever

Bread and Circuses

Be Kind, Rewind

Nerd Bling

Pooh Butter and Scented Candles

The TWiT of The Decade

The Mole-Men of Christmas

The Sacred Straw Man

The Fat Middle

Highlights & Lowlifes 2008

CES Wrap-Up

The Q.E. Tube

MacCESWorld

The Year In Review