Murphy's Law

If Anything Can Go Wrong It Will

Doing It the Hard Way is Always Easier

Experience is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It

When You're Over the Hill, You Pick Up Speed

Where There's a Will, There's a Won't

Never Wear Earmuffs in a Bed of Rattlesnakes

Two Wrongs are Only the Beginning

Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing

Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn

Do Someone a Favor and It Becomes Your Job

If You Can't Win, Shoot for a Tie

Where are My Socks and Other Mysteries of Love

The Room Above the Indian Grocery