Jane Lynch

Ole Golly

The Commander (voice)

Calhoun (voice)

A.V.A.

Janet Reno

Sophie Lennon

Jane Lynch

Self

Amy

Self

Self

Lenore

Host, Herself - Host

Io (voice)

Sergeant Calhoun (voice)

Maggie Gallagher

Queen Neptuna (voice)

Alice / Goose (voice)

Pat Stevenson

Self

Self

Self

Gretched (voice)

Dorothy McWilliams

Diatryma Mom (voice)

Self - Host

Constance Carmell

Dominique Blatt

Lisa

Ms. Koppel

Gail the Television Reporter

Gail

Mrs. Johnson (voice)

Ingrid Sorensen

Sue Sylvester

Lucy Bobby

Doreen

Self

Sybill Platt

Diana Reid

Paula

The Candyman

Dr. Taylor

Mother (voice), Al (voice), Timmy's Mom (voice), Doctor (voice), Mother (Farmer's Wife) (voice), Chief of Police (voice)

Realtor (uncredited)

Joanna Monroe

Cindi Lightballoon

Therapist

Herself

Madame Rothchild (voice)

Aileen Poole

Dr. Foreman

Nurse

Doreen

Dotty Campbell / English Mother at airport (voice), (voice), Dotty Campbell (voice), French Teacher (voice)

Professor Carnes

Dr. Poole (voice)

Mrs. Witter

Nurse

Carol

Ellen

Prison Reporter

Mrs. Anne T. Lokensgard

Kathy Wahlund

Jeanie (voice), Roz Davis (voice)

Miss Grundy (voice)

Self - Guest

Christy Cummings

Greta

Self - Host, Psychiatrist

Tank / Additional Voices (voice)

Host, Self

Claire Dudek