Richard Kind

Kid's Dad, Kid's Father

Dr. Cohen

Mitch

Capt. Stan Yenko

Walter Bloom

Wally (voice)

Wes

Rudy Giuliani

Uncle Monty

Stuart

Bing Bong (voice)

God

Bennie Konopka

Richard Kline

Sam Meyers

Bix

Blobfish (voice), Richard Sackler

Self

Fred

Formica Michael Mikowitz

Van (voice)

Bookworm (voice)

Eddy the Elf Dog (voice)

Roger (voice)

Grandfather (voice)

Wilder

Mal

Mr. Corman

Executive (voice)

Andy Andrews

Mr. Rifkin

Hobo Andy / Maitre D' (voice)

Hugo Rainer

Van (voice)

Larry (voice)

Car Salesman (voice), Al Tuttle (voice)

Dad Rat (voice)

Louis Tiboni

Casting Executive Man

Frugal Lucre (voice)

Jonas Dworkin, William Biegel

Harold Goldfarb (voice), Rabbi Goldstein (voice)

Molt (voice)

Benny

Gary Meyers

Angry Driver

Dr. Mark Devanow

Dr. Mark Devanow

Lou Alonzo

Actor

A Christmas Ornament for Christmas director (voice)

Floyd

Cousin Andy

Julien Daniels