Steve Coogan

Alan Partridge

Brian Walden

Paddy Meyers

Silas Ramsbottom (voice), Silas (voice), Silas Ramsbottom / Fritz (voice)

Silas Ramsbottom (voice)

Alan Partridge

John Weber

Thom Payne

Steve

Beale

Steve Coogan

Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)

Tommy Saxondale

Ray Elliot

Alan Partridge

Tristram Shandy / Walter Shandy / Steve Coogan

Charley

Phileas Fogg

Interviewee

Tony Wilson

Simon Garden

Unknown role

Mike Gabbert