Thomas Lennon

Lt. Jim Dangle

Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Vulko

Self

Uncle Dick

Cherry's Dad

Self

Rodney Bingenheimer

Wizard Whitebeard

Edgar Easton

Darren

Michael O'Donoghue

Dr. Bill Dowd

Self

Marquis de Sainsbury

Self

Felix Unger

Scribble (voice)

Chief of Staff

Italian Peasant #2 (voice)

Tautaun Todd

Father Padrigo

Rick Nathanson

Major Marcel

Reading Fairy (voice)

Doctor

Craig

Neil

Carl Halabi

Roger Lemke

Agent Gilmore

Orson

Charles (voice)

Wilbur Wright (uncredited)

Doug

Mike

Scotty Pale

Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Klaus

Police Dispatch (voice), Diner Patron (voice), Passerby (voice), (voice), Trey (voice), Strip Club DJ (voice), Raymond (voice), News Director (voice), Police Officer (voice), Satan (voice), Townsperson (voice)

Roger Walker

Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Landlord (voice)

Documentarian (Voice)

Atlas (voice)

Randall