Danny Smith

Andrew Higgins

Waiter

Imperial Shuttle Guard #1 / Live Ostrich (voice)

Ernie the Giant Chicken as Boba Fett / Vader Guard 1 / Paul McCartney / Emperor Member 1 / Robot Husband (voice)

Vader Assistant 2 / Italian 1 / Vade Guard 1 / Darth Harrington (voice)

Al Harrington (voice)

Asian Shopper / Herbie the Elf / Joaquin / Kid / Old Man (voice)

Random Guy / TV Announcer (voice), Man (voice), Bird, Game Show Host / Methodist / Cop #2 / Crowd Audience #1, Casting Director (voice), Patrick Pewterschmidt / Emcee / Lamb / Fat Boy #3 (voice), TV Announcer (voice), Sailor #1 / Cat (voice), Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell (voice), Man, Fish #3, Barber / Customer / Spiderman (voice), Bird / Jewish God (voice), Co-Worker #3 / Jew / Camera Guy (voice), Emcee / Magician (voice), (voice), Buskin (voice), Announcer (voice), Mall Santa #2 (voice), Rabbi (voice), Self, Letter Butler (voice), Janitor #2 (voice), Meeting Group / Singing Animals (voice), Mobster (voice), Robin Williams / Chicken (voice), Ernie the Giant Chicken (voice)