Nick Offerman

Chester A. Arthur

Jerry Kane

Narrator (voice)

General Sidney, Sydney

President

Ken Griffin

Murray Thompson

Milton "Uncle Miltie" Ingley

Norman (voice)

Rick Kaepernick

Vex (voice)

Beef Tobin, Beef Tenderloin Tobin

Self

Forest

Will Plimpton

Alan Whitcomb

Narrator

Felix O'Kelly

Host

Jeremy Frost

Neo

Dick McDonald

Norman (voice)

Gavin (voice)

Buddy

Self

Mike (voice)

Spencer

Self

REI Dave

Greg's Dad

Guy DeLoach

Deputy Chief Hardy

Self, The Home Depot Consultant, Voice of Narrator (voice)

(voice)

Self

Self

Self

Doug Mannerheim

Don Fitzgerald

Johnny Cool

Frank Toy

Agent Parker

Deputy Chief Hardy

Adam Chestnut

Self

Captain Covaci (voice)

David George

Scotty Mercer

Ron Swanson, Self

Simmons

Rog

Burt Shlubb

Officer

Tom Mason

Frederick

Self

Cop at Richard's House

The Man

Marcus

Beau Belleville

Sergeant Channahon

Construction Worker

Self - Guest

Captain Bowditch (voice)

Cody