Kathleen Turner

Dita Beard

Roz Volander

Barbara Haines

Brenda Roberts

Self

Narrator

Fraida

Head Nurse

Self

Ms. Kornblut

Miss Liz Strickland (voice)

Herself

Mrs. Lisbon

Elena Kinder

Kathleen Turner disguised as Peter Griffin (voice)

Dee Dee Taylor

Mom (voice)

Helena, Charles Bing

Beverly Sutphin

Dana Coles

Self - Guest

Ruth Matthews

Victoria 'V.I.' Warshawski

Rebecca Shane

Stacy Lovell (voice)

Barbara Rose

Self

Jessica Rabbit (voice) (uncredited)

Peggy Sue

Narrator (voice)

Irene Walker

Dolores Benedict

Self - Host

Self