Allison Janney

Aunt Linda McLanden, Aunt Linda McLinden

Evelyn Rollins, Evelyn

Sue Buttons

Velvet

Susan Estrich

Margaux Needler (voice)

Pam Gluckin

Doctor Brooks

Miss Massey

LaVona Golden

Rose Chipley

Detective Sgt. Riley

Dr. Golan

Self

Self

Self

Elaine Crocker

Self, Self - Guest

Deb

Self

Ms. Grunion (voice)

The Astronomer

Bonnie Plunkett

Dr. Bernice Deagan

Bronwyn

Samantha Davis

Carol Ostroff

Charlotte Phelan

Crystal Cohen

Self

Grechen (segment "Auto Motives")

Self

Prudy Pringleton

Self

Alice

Ms. Greenstein

Aunt Jesse (voice)

Mother

Laura (voice)

Self

Lydia Martin

Peach (voice)

Claudia Jean "C.J." Cregg

Barbara Fitts

Loretta

Crystal Quagmire (voice), Teen People Editor (voice), Mistress Vita (voice)

Marjorie

Constance Miller

Miss Walsh

Dee Dee

Self

Woman in Christmas Shop

Party Guest

NYPD Computer Operator

Self - Guest

Sally Lester

Doreen

Margaret Scully

Nora, Ann Madsen

Julia (voice)

Miss Penny