Новое российское Евангелие

The old new is now even more modern. Unless there is no more Yukos, but there are Snickers, priests and paws.There is a certain phrase attributed to Saltykov-Shchedrin (and also to Karamzin and Zoshchenko, which, however, is not so important): "If I fall asleep and wake up in a hundred years and they ask me what is happening in Russia, I will answer: they drink and steal."