with Roddy McDowall, Jackson Five

· Carol and Roddy sing a duet with him in his ""Planet of the Apes"" make-up · ""The Family"" Eunice (Carol), her husband Ed (Harvey), and Mama (Vicki) don't appreciate the accomplishments of Eunice's brother, Nobel Prize-winning writer Philip (Roddy) · Harvey and Lyle play chauvinistic carpenters who aren't thrilled about ""the new guy"" Carol · The Jackson Five perform ""Dancin' Machine"" · ""The Bus Stop"" people waiting for a bus argue when a radio contest calls a nearby pay phone · ""Brief Encounter"" two Brits meet in a café and carry on an entire conversation with one-word sentences · The finale opens with Carol playing a droll music teacher for a class (consisting of The Jackson Five and the dancers)“ the teacher loosens up when the class performs ""This Old Man"" and ""ABC""