Southend, Damian Loneragan

Science teacher and self-confessed geek Damian Loneragan has two chilli-based dishes on his menu. Damian goes all out to cater for each guest's individual taste, but Scott thinks the main course is the worst thing he's ever eaten. For his entertainment Damian tries to wow his guests with science experiments in the garden, but the night's biggest talking point is barmaid Steph Barrett's unbelievable one liners, including her question about whether lamb comes from a cow or a pig?