Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, Buffalo Bob Smith, Raquel Welch, Kent McCord, Martin Milner, Henny Youngman, Martha Mitchell

Martha Mitchell & Raquel Welch joins Dan and Dick in their fifth season opener. Mrs. Mitchell,wife of U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell takes pot shots at the Demorcrats and chats with Ernestine the telephone operator(Lily Tomlin).Raquel plays a wallflower,a waitress at a top secret meeting, and a com-on girl in a army recruitment commercial. Gladys Ormphby(Ruth Buzzi)sings ""How Can I Be More Like You,Miss Welch?""