Taylor Lautner / Bon Jovi

Actor Taylor Lautner hosts; Bon Jovi performs "Superman Tonight" and "When We Were Beautiful."<br> <br> Sketches include "Extramarital Affairs Press Conference," "Football Photoshoot," "Surprise Pregnancy Announcement," "A Message from the PGA Tour," "Sparkle Players Show Choir Assembly," "Weekend Update" with Tiger Woods' mistress number fifteen and Native American comedian Billy Smith, "Edward vs. Jacob," "Frozen Yogurt," and "Doorbells and More."