Colin Farrell / Scissor Sisters

<i>Alexander</i> star Colin Farrell hosts. Musical guest is the Scissor Sisters.<br> <br> <b>Sketches:</b>"Rumsfeld Speaks To The Troops," "Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover" (rerun), "Big Roach Problem," "Horny Customs Officer," "Show Biz Grande Explosion," "Key Party," "Aging Window Cleaner," and "Merv The Perv." <br> <br> <b>Performances:</b>Scissor Sisters perform "Take Your Mama" and a cover of Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb."