Bit in the Butt and I'm Not the Tooth Fairy

The Judge rules on two cases in this episode. First, a man is bitten in the buttocks by a neighbor's dog and sues for medical bills, pain, and humiliation. The neighbor claims he was drunk, stumbled onto her lawn and fell on the dog. Next, a man sues the mother of his child for defaulting on a loan for dental school. She argues repayment was impossible due to childcare costs after he went to jail.