Million Dollar Maybe

When Homer gets a fortune cookie that says it's his lucky day, he wins the lottery, but spent the time he should've been on a date with Marge on standing in line at the Kwik-E-Mart to buy the ticket. Fearing how Marge will react to him dumping her, he avoids telling his family about his new-found fortune. However, to slowly approach them with the news, he sends his family anonymous gifts, but when Bart finds out it's him, they spend the money together like if it's the last money on Earth; paying for a private Coldplay concert.