Greg Proops

Colin holds a ""Press Conference"" as the Tin Man who is announcing he and Dorothy are having a child; ""Hats""; ""Multiple Personalities"" for Greg, Ryan, and Colin is set on the S.S. Poseidon, with a captain's hat representing John Wayne, a life boat representing Liberace, and a sight representing the Rainman; ""Songs of Retirement."" Wayne wins, so the rest give examples of the ""World's Worst"" self-help instructional video.