Chip Esten

The show starts with ""Weird Newscasters,"" where Colin anchors, Chip plays a young cowboy rodeo star, Wayne is the entire U.S. synchronized swimming team, and Ryan is rapidly descending the evolutionary scale; Ryan and Colin ""Narrate"" in a bike shop; Chip and Wayne do a ""Duet"" to a pet photographer as Run DMC and Aerosmith; Ryan and Colin do an ""Infomercial"" for hair removal; a ""Hoedown"" about blind dates. Colin wins the game and Drew, Ryan, and Wayne sing to Kim as a ""Three-Headed Broadway Star,"" singing ""I Love You For Your Shoes.""