Show #2083

Cold Opening: Tom Ridge finks on Michael Jackson. Also, Dave has yet another rant about Paris Hilton, claiming that she won't be on because a ""no-good weasel, beady-eyed putz publicist"" told her not to appear. ""He's lower than pond scum,"" Dave observes, then later he calls him a nitwit and a knuckle-dragging neanderthal.