Martin Short

Kingfish (voice)

The Father (voice)

Grandpa Frump (voice)

Lemondrop / Ludzinka / Blitzen (voice)

Self

Self

Murder victim

Dr. Rudy Blatnoyd, D.D.S.

Lou

Himself

The Appraiser / The Jester (voice)

Self

Self - Guest, Self

Self

Self

Stefano (voice)

Kirk the Woodsman (voice)

Self

The Cat in the Hat (voice)

Self

Merv Schechter

Self

Himself

Smokey The Hare

Garrison Cootes

Steward Havens

Himself - Narrator (voice)

Jiminy Glick / David Lynch

Preminger (voice)

Uncle Jack

Lars (voice)

Self

Sebastian Ballentine / Henry Palaver

Mad Hatter

Huy (voice)

Self

Richard Kempster

Jerry Ross

Hubie (voice)

Self - Guest

Self

Eugene Proctor

Guthrie Frenel (voice)

Self

Self

Melvin

Martin Short

Self, Self - Cameo (uncredited), Self - Host, Self - Various Characters

Clifford Daniels

Self